If they have a baby, it will be Pakinese! Ali: How dare you! I'm teaching you not to be insulting! You ignorant son of a bearded poof! Ranjeet: Come on! You brainless offspring of a camel! Kill or Cure Hello, Sailor Mr Brown: Ali, I? Ali: You are what? Mr Brown: A word beginning with the letter I Ali: Infidel Ranjeet: Are you meaning me? Ali: Yes, please Mr Brown (to Ranjeet): Sit down! Ranjeet, J Ranjeet: Jackass Ali: Are you meaning me? Ranjeet: Most definitely! Ali: I knock your damn turban off you monkey face! Better to Have Loved and Lost Ranjeet: Please, I am having a very funny thought. I spend a penny, he spend a penny we spend 2p. Mr Brown: Where are you going? Giovanni: We go to spend 2p. (hands him the 10p) Ranjeet: There's only one thing: all Sikhs are very big liars! All Muslims are nice, kind and wonderful persons. Ranjeet: If I am saying that, you'll be lending me 10p? Ali: If you are saying that, I will be giving you 10p. Come Back All is Forgiven Mr Brown: Well, how would you pronounce "F-I-T"? Ranjeet: Fit! Juan: Si señor, one right fit, one left fit! Mr Brown: No, Juan! The Cheating Game Ali: I want to hear you say: "All Muslims are nice, kind and most wonderful persons". (to Ali) I presume you're staying now, Ali. Ranjeet: That is before I'm finding out you are bloody stupid! Ali: Don't you call me bloody stupid, you bearded baboon! Mr Brown: Quiet the pair of you and sit down. Max: It would if she took her clothes off! The Best Things in Life Ali: You are changing your tune! When you are thinking that I am very wealthy, you are being my bloody brother. Mr Brown: She still may not be sufficient to attract enough attention. Max: Danielle should wave from window all by herself. Miss Courtney: Do you know where we get milk from, Juan? Juan: Si, señora. Mr Brown: (holds up milk) Juan? Juan: Cow juice. All Through the Night Mr Brown: (holds up lime juice) Giovanni? Giovanni: Lime juice. Mr Brown: With all due respect, she was a couple on her own. Gladys: I thought you and Surinder made a lovely couple. This lady, is she resembling an elephant? Miss Courtney: I wouldn't exactly put it like that, but she is rather large. A Fate Worse Than Death Ranjeet: Excuse me, missy. I didn't realise she was married at the time.
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Miss Courtney: Her father? Mr Brown: No, her husband. Matter of fact, I proposed marriage, but it didn't really work out. Have I come to the right place? An Inspector Calls Mr Brown: I was engaged once.
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GIOVANNI MIND YOUR LANGUAGE SERIES
Series 1 The First Lesson Mr Brown: There will be no throat-slicing in my class! If you want to do that sort of thing, you should have joined the Sports in Pastimes.ĭanielle: I come to learn English.